Tweetyo

Celebrity Twitter! Follow Celebrities Through Their Tweets.

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  Spencer Pratt 10:49 AM September 14, 2010
  Remodeling my house. The old models were getting too bitchy and overweight. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 10:19 AM September 14, 2010
  Some mafia guys offered to fix my car, but now it's making a weird ticking noise. Huh. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 06:32 PM August 30, 2010
  Bristol Palin joins Dancing with the Stars - officially cementing the Palins as America's new Beverly Hillbillies! #dwts ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 05:01 PM August 30, 2010
  @ParisHilton told police she thought the cocaine was gum. Exactly! When you're on coke everything DOES taste like gum! ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 03:51 PM August 30, 2010
  Life is my oyster! I'm allergic to oysters. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 02:05 PM August 30, 2010
  Needs a new career. Luckily - the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are hiring! ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 11:02 AM August 30, 2010
  Wanna ask me a question? Starting Wednesday, my assistant will be answering your fan/hate mail on YouTube. No subject off limits! ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 09:49 AM August 30, 2010
  Paris Hilton Thanks Fans for their Support! In other breaking news: Paris Hilton has fans? ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 09:38 AM August 30, 2010
  #goUSAbid! Be the 1 millionth person to sign the petition to bring the world cup to the USA in 2018 or 2022 - www.gousabid.com ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 06:53 PM August 29, 2010
  So excited to win an Emmy! Oh wait never mind that was John Stewart. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 03:00 PM August 28, 2010
  Paris Hilton arrested for Coke. In other shocking news - Catholic priests like children, & Obama is black. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 10:53 AM August 28, 2010
  Paris Hilton arrested for Coke. In other shocking news - Earth is still round, & the sky is still blue. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 09:11 AM August 28, 2010
  Michael Lohan to open a Rehab Clinic! I'd make a joke - but it's too damn easy. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 03:53 PM August 27, 2010
  I've done lots of bad shit - but at least I'm not responsible for Twilight. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 02:09 PM August 27, 2010
  Got a new, hip Apple product! It's so awesome and - fuck it just became obsolete. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 09:03 AM August 27, 2010
  is turning over a new leaf. Damnit - this one's also covered in shit! ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 11:44 PM August 26, 2010
  is inside your dreams. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 06:48 PM August 26, 2010
  @HarveyLevinTMZ - you're right, I totally should stop by. But the way Lohan's rotating in and out, I don't think they have the room. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 02:32 PM August 26, 2010
  is a majority stockholder in TMZ. Now you understand. ∞
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  Spencer Pratt 12:16 PM August 26, 2010
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