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I wonder if Secretariat's owners wish they'd chosen a more dramatic name. ∞ -
Fame has changed you. RT @VINNYGUADAGNINO Nothin pisses me off more than bottled water that tastes like plastic ∞
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Please follow @happyrobcorddry. ∞ -
(I was 39 weeks pregnant in this episode, or as Fox succinctly put it, "huge.") ∞
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Episode 5 of RED BAND TRAILER featuring Megan Fox is live. Watch! http://www.youtube.com/redbandtrailer ∞
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Headed to Showtime Emmy party! Hoping to stalk Falco, Linney, and of course, Collette (under guise of "business"). ∞
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Beauty tip: Exhausted sobbing can cause self-tanner to streak. Try to remain calm for at least 3-5 hours after application. ∞
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@rainnwilson Milk production.. ∞
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Holy shit, you guys, Chips Ahoy is a pun on Ships Ahoy. ∞
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New ep of RED BAND TRAILER featuring Megan Fox coming soon. @louisvirtel and I made her play The Pri¢e is Right at the tiki bar! ∞
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Seeing @CourtneyLoveUK perform with Hole tonight. Already obsessed with the new album. Forever obsessed with the woman. ∞ -
Does anyone else remember a short-lived TV show starring Stephen Dorff called "What a Dummy"? No evidence on YouTube, sadly. ∞
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But remember: There are still dogs out there who smell like ham and desperately need help. http://tinyurl.com/yya4toq ∞
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Looks like we just rescued another German Shepherd. He was scheduled to die today. I hope our unborn child likes dogs as much as we do. ∞
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@chelseahandler Is @guybranum an option? I always choose him when Dan and I play the roundtable edition of "Would You Rather." ∞
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Our KY Thaw commercial is on the front page at @FunnyOrDie. Thanks, guys! ∞
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Incredibly important news. Please RT. http://tinyurl.com/yya4toq ∞
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Our low-budget reply to all those "warming lube" commercials (NSFW!) http://tinyurl.com/y368rms Watch for @dmaurio in his boxers. ∞
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Powerfox and Ponymane are my American Idols. RT @PowerandPony believe they can fly. http://bit.ly/b2nZIc #Idol ∞
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I really like this Q&A with Sarah Silverman: http://tinyurl.com/y7ezjme ∞