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  Dane Cook 01:35 PM April 20, 2010
  A portal just opened up in my bathroom. Futuristic looking man reached out handed me an iPhone43HoLo. Sold it to Gizmodo for 5k. ∞
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  Dane Cook 09:02 PM April 19, 2010
  ok i have it as a PDF already just need a place that will house it with some weird ownership rule - ∞
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  Dane Cook 08:50 PM April 19, 2010
  Trying to figure out the best way to post 10 pages of a script I want you guys to read. Ideas? ∞
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  Dane Cook 07:56 PM April 19, 2010
  http://twitvid.com/B8LOW -new tune- VOLCANO called a "triumph beyond the proof of heavens existence" by The Washington Belie. ∞
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  Dane Cook 05:02 PM April 19, 2010
  Incredible offers/opportunities personally/professionally recently. A pendulum swings back. On a new ride now. Truth illuminates a path. ∞
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  Dane Cook 03:33 PM April 19, 2010
  Anyone find my iPhone? I left it in a bar I hang at in Redwood City. It's in a camouflaged case. It's reaaallly new. I have to sync it! ∞
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  Dane Cook 02:51 PM April 19, 2010
  I say UberRad&Shit @GimmeMoreCud ur vers http://twitvid.com/C6SJU - our take on Drunk Girl/Red Car drunk girl's perspective! ∞
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  Dane Cook 11:16 AM April 19, 2010
  http://twitvid.com/B8LOW - -new tune-VOLCANO-inspired by our smokey globe. A minisong. Kind of like a jingle. A songgle? ∞
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  Dane Cook 11:09 PM April 18, 2010
  HA? @cook1097 http://twitvid.com/HSWVI - My take "Drunk Girl." BTW I am not "the puker" in Dane's song. Thxs 4 letting me play, Dane. ∞
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  Dane Cook 02:19 PM April 18, 2010
  No need 2 thank me [YOU KNOW WHO] you're the reason favors were created in the 1st place. Let's all shine tonight. ∞
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  Dane Cook 10:30 AM April 18, 2010
  I LIKE YOUR GUITAR SKILLS HERE - @joelmartinmusic - http://bit.ly/a9JZG9 - MY ORIG VERS: http://twitvid.com/P7GY7 MUSICIANS REDO TIME!! ∞
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  Dane Cook 10:21 AM April 18, 2010
  ANOTHER SWEET RENDISH GOOD JOB @jmz_ignacio - http://twitvid.com/CVUCC - because @danecook asked...Drunk Girl/Red Car ∞
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  Dane Cook 06:26 PM March 30, 2010
  Serbia says sorry for 1995 massacre of thousands. Hey, when we're young we all slip up & dabble in a bit of innocent genocide now & again. ∞
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  Dane Cook 11:42 PM March 15, 2010
  @drdrew I watched SoberHouse. A thought provoking unadulterated look @the seriousness of fighting addiction? Or an ad 4 star maps? ∞
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  Dane Cook 06:53 PM March 15, 2010
  I dont like the word abortion. I prefer the term cancelled baby. ∞
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  Dane Cook 06:29 PM March 15, 2010
  I just saw Avatar in 9-D. Relax techgolians. Its my buddies apartment. ∞
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  Dane Cook 01:28 PM March 15, 2010
  Its easy 2 point a finger & judge the way some1 else lives their life. No really. Its so easy. Try it. Its fun. Just point & judge. Simple. ∞
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  Dane Cook 08:06 PM March 13, 2010
  HBO 2nite Vicious Circle my debut comedy event! ∞
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  Dane Cook 06:51 PM March 13, 2010
  In NYC 2nite. Headed over 2 SNL 2 hang & watch show. Bumped in2 Hader & Wigg b4 dress rehersal. Look 4ward 2 nxt hosting gig. ∞
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  Dane Cook 05:17 AM March 13, 2010
  In my attic I have a Kmart velvet iron grey double-breasted suit. I keep it in case Im drafted into a war in space & I need moon camouflage. ∞