• Dane Cook 11:57 AM September 14, 2010
    HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT coming. It's DONE. 2010 is gonna end w/a POW (not prisoners of war), CRACK (not the drug), WHAM (not the 80s pop band)
  • Dane Cook 11:53 AM September 14, 2010
    For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world. http://twitpic.com/2o56d8
  • Dane Cook 12:59 AM August 31, 2010
    Dancing with the Stars should call itself Dancing With The People You Kinda Know From Somewhere But Don't Really Care Anyways.
  • Dane Cook 05:45 PM August 29, 2010
    www.facebook.com/DaneCook for the official official
  • Dane Cook 05:44 PM August 29, 2010
    I'm so glad I'm on this side of the story.
  • Dane Cook 02:01 AM August 29, 2010
    Just finished a great damn show at the Laugh Factory. What a cool crowd. Down for anything. My Greek shows are going to be killer.
  • Dane Cook 08:05 PM August 28, 2010
    direct2dane@danecook.com my email - lets keep the tradition alive - what r u doing right now - email pic & 411 - anything goes - 2night
  • Dane Cook 03:09 AM August 28, 2010
    Whose up? Where at? WhY?
  • Dane Cook 06:08 PM August 27, 2010
    Extraordinarily Normal Life. #3 http://twitpic.com/2isplh
  • Dane Cook 12:31 AM August 26, 2010
    Launching my new fashion line this fall. 13 piece wool suits w/ copper buttons, brass belt & hyper color ties.
  • Dane Cook 12:12 AM August 26, 2010
    The girl I'm hanging with just stubbed her tit.
  • Dane Cook 06:38 PM August 25, 2010
    My new comic strip. Extraordinarily Normal Life. #2 http://yfrog.com/c937841679j
  • Dane Cook 01:09 PM August 25, 2010
    My new comic strip. Extraordinarily Normal Life. http://yfrog.com/n1ywhsj
  • Dane Cook 06:36 PM August 23, 2010
    What Tetris shape are you? #worstquestionever
  • Dane Cook 04:05 PM August 23, 2010
    Don't underestimate me. Underapproximate me.
  • Dane Cook 07:52 PM August 22, 2010
    I was wrong today was awesome.
  • Dane Cook 01:08 AM August 22, 2010
    Almost done working on Detention 2night. Cast is really cool kids. Im the old dude on set though. Ha. Weird. 2morrow better not blow.
  • Dane Cook 12:45 AM August 22, 2010
    @graceandmanners: Hey... remember when u punched this dude at Dublins? He DID deserve it. http://twitpic.com/2h3neg” HE DID!
  • Dane Cook 12:27 AM August 22, 2010
    I've got a feeling tomorrow is gonna fucking blow donkey cock. Hope not.
  • Dane Cook 08:38 PM August 21, 2010
    Happy weekend. Where u at? Send ur pix 2 direct2dane@danecook.com with ur story/comment.
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