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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT coming. It's DONE. 2010 is gonna end w/a POW (not prisoners of war), CRACK (not the drug), WHAM (not the 80s pop band) ∞
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For your 25th birthday Super Mario. A gift from me to you. She ain't the princess but she will rule your world. http://twitpic.com/2o56d8 ∞
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Dancing with the Stars should call itself Dancing With The People You Kinda Know From Somewhere But Don't Really Care Anyways. ∞
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www.facebook.com/DaneCook for the official official ∞
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I'm so glad I'm on this side of the story. ∞
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Just finished a great damn show at the Laugh Factory. What a cool crowd. Down for anything. My Greek shows are going to be killer. ∞
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Whose up? Where at? WhY? ∞
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Launching my new fashion line this fall. 13 piece wool suits w/ copper buttons, brass belt & hyper color ties. ∞
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The girl I'm hanging with just stubbed her tit. ∞
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My new comic strip. Extraordinarily Normal Life. http://yfrog.com/n1ywhsj ∞
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What Tetris shape are you? #worstquestionever ∞
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Don't underestimate me. Underapproximate me. ∞
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I was wrong today was awesome. ∞
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Almost done working on Detention 2night. Cast is really cool kids. Im the old dude on set though. Ha. Weird. 2morrow better not blow. ∞
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“@graceandmanners: Hey... remember when u punched this dude at Dublins? He DID deserve it. http://twitpic.com/2h3neg” HE DID! ∞
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I've got a feeling tomorrow is gonna fucking blow donkey cock. Hope not. ∞