Tweetyo

Celebrity Twitter! Follow Celebrities Through Their Tweets.

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  Stephen Colbert 11:35 AM September 14, 2010
  Our basketball team beat Turkey for the world championship. I believe that means Turkey inherits our debt. ∞
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  Stephen Colbert 08:58 PM September 13, 2010
  I've got a case of the Mondays. Either that, or I ate some bad dove. ∞
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  Stephen Colbert 08:45 PM September 13, 2010
  I’m taking Chocolate Finger’s lead and cornering a market. I won’t tell you which, but soon you can call me Chicken Fingers. Bwah Wah Wah! ∞
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  Stephen Colbert 08:40 PM September 13, 2010
  At least I didn't bubble when being microwaved, since I had the foresight to poke holes in myself with a fork. ∞