Tweetyo

Celebrity Twitter! Follow Celebrities Through Their Tweets.

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  Sarah Silverman 10:50 AM September 14, 2010
  Women aren't out to get you. The chip on your shoulder is from shit from ur childhood. Love, Sarah ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 10:29 AM September 14, 2010
  This made my heart soar for some reason. (not sore) http://moby.to/3bvtbx ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 09:42 PM September 13, 2010
  1generation of jews& palestinians decide not to teach their kids to hate= peace in the middle east #soeasy ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 10:32 PM August 30, 2010
  Feeling like I'm about to happen upon a body. #cantwaitforL&OLA ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 04:46 PM August 29, 2010
  Holy FUCK- Eva Longoria loves shoes! #redcarpetrevelations #Emmys #livetweeting ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 04:42 PM August 29, 2010
  Christina Hendricks' tits are nuts. #bignaturals #breastsnballz ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 12:49 AM August 29, 2010
  Goodnight world, goodnight Mr. Sulkin, goodnight Grover's Corners ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 08:01 PM August 28, 2010
  I just saw the future and it's terrible ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 04:40 PM August 28, 2010
  HOW CAN MY VOICE BE SO NASAL WHEN MY NOSTRILS ARE SO BIG?? #mybodyisbeingridiculous ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 04:02 PM August 28, 2010
  R.I.P. @TheSteveAgee http://moby.to/sjvvwt ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 10:27 PM August 27, 2010
  Hi fellas! Just so u know, hair gel, fake tans& gym-muscles are a turnoff to women of substance. xo ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 04:01 PM August 27, 2010
  Hey homeless people, if you want help so badly then cute yourselves up like cutie homeless doggies. ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 03:18 PM August 27, 2010
  Benefit at LARGO tues the 31st w/ me, @DavidSpade @adamcarolla @ToddGlass get your tickets nowish! ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 10:27 AM August 27, 2010
  Get ready for BACKWASH, Doris! http://tinyurl.com/3xr62xk ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 08:56 PM August 26, 2010
  The chemistry of my hands has changed-for the past week I cannot get a lather going. #Amiasuperhero ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 01:34 PM August 26, 2010
  You don't know them til they take off their gloves. ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 10:13 PM August 25, 2010
  It's crazy that every culture has music. It's like, WHY? ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 07:23 PM August 25, 2010
  Going to the @machete premiere in old, unseemly, sensible shoes. http://moby.to/33kyr6 ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 07:10 PM August 24, 2010
  When toddlers burst into tears I pretend it's either over Pakistan or trapped Chilean miners ∞
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  Sarah Silverman 03:55 PM August 24, 2010
  When I see other LOST fans, I feel like we're silently telling each other, "We have to go back." ∞