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The perfect sign for the last Primary Day of election season! http://yfrog.com/61edckj ∞ -
If you searched enough you could find one weed related death, but someone will be killed by alcohol by the end of this tweet. #PotTheVote ∞
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I'll be at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, IN this Thurs-Sat with @huntsbergerjunk. #MyMomCallsItBloomies ∞
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Here's my impression of Carrot Top hanging out with his friends: "I have to take off, guys. I gotta go home and build some jokes." ∞
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Nancy deals with what exactly? ;) RT @CelebStoner 'Weeds' Review: Nancy Deals in Episode 4 http://bit.ly/9tOtUP ∞
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Hey, I'm featured on @jokesdotcom 's website. Go look at it! http://comedians.jokes.com/nick-kroll ∞
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My ass hasn't been asked to perform there, dick. RT @NJDevilNYguy odd that @DougBenson's small-time ass is 2 good for up here upstate NY. ∞
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After talking to @DaveAndDarren on their radio show this morning, I decided to follow them. Which means someone's getting unfollowed! ∞
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Just in time for no holidays! RT @Disneyland Haunted Mansion closed today and will reopen as Haunted Mansion Holiday September 17. ∞
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HYPOCRITICAL OAF plops tomorrow. #thingsisayaftersex ∞
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I just added @fortunefunny to my follow list, which means someone is gonna get dropped! #hypocriticaloafplopstomorrow ∞
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Pack your knives and leave. #thingsisayaftersex ∞
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Off to an Emmy after party now! Emmy after party = Jack In The Box #breakfastallday ∞
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On the west coast you can watch the Emmy's again starting now. I'm gonna live tweet it again! #notreally ∞
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January Jones should be the new boss when Steve Carell leaves THE OFFICE! #comedychenistry #emmyzzzzzzz ∞
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Dear Everyone, How many times do I have to tell you that I don't have to like things just because you do? Love, Rhet #oricalquestion ∞